Millicent Forbes Albright.
Originally thought to be a girl, until at the age of five when expelled from St Margaret’s for exposing himself while in the showers. Life was gruelling until his teenage years when he grew body hair and developed the thirst for violent sports. This thirst led to him being expelled from Harrow for beating up his Latin class for laughing at his conjugation of the verb gaudeo.
He later went to Oxford where he gained a blue in boxing and got a first in ‘Ancient Languages of the Americas’. Following his graduation from Sandhurst, he went missing for five years until he was discovered in Portsmouth harbour dressed in a loin cloth and a bone through his nose claiming that he was Chief Jumanka from the ancient Gwada tribe in Africa.
Following two years of re-cooperation he was approach by the agency and became a Tea Time Hero.
Originally thought to be a girl, until at the age of five when expelled from St Margaret’s for exposing himself while in the showers. Life was gruelling until his teenage years when he grew body hair and developed the thirst for violent sports. This thirst led to him being expelled from Harrow for beating up his Latin class for laughing at his conjugation of the verb gaudeo.
He later went to Oxford where he gained a blue in boxing and got a first in ‘Ancient Languages of the Americas’. Following his graduation from Sandhurst, he went missing for five years until he was discovered in Portsmouth harbour dressed in a loin cloth and a bone through his nose claiming that he was Chief Jumanka from the ancient Gwada tribe in Africa.
Following two years of re-cooperation he was approach by the agency and became a Tea Time Hero.
